MY 5 STEP PLAN TO ENTERTAIN AND NURSE MICHAEL BACK TO HEALTH WHEN HE'S LAID UP FOR 2 WEEKS
- •Snap chat him me dancing to any and all film scores.
- •Argue with him on every single Disney opinion he has even if I secretly agree with him.
- •Go out into the dessert and meditate for 6 days. Suddenly open my eyes in the middle of the night, get up, and walk out of the dessert. Find Hillary Swank. Challenge her to a duel in the middle of the ocean on top of the wooden planks Rose lay on in Titanic. Use a shark to murder her. Sacrifice her to the old gods and the new so they heal Michael.
- •Tell him to drink water.
- •Tell him to watch Page Master. Because I feel like he hasn't in a while and it's time.
- •Send him pictures a Oranges because he needs vitamin C probably.
- •Make fire Lists dedicated to our sickly bodies.
- •Eat cake. Because fuck you I want cake ITS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU MICHAEL.
- •Go to his house and throw almonds at his sickly and broken body.