MY COLLEGE'S MAJORS SORTED INTO HOGWARTS HOUSES
- •Advertising - SlytherinCut throat Slytherin Advertising Majors. Always looking for an angle. Sometimes v elite. Always scheming. V conniving and smart though. Sometimes bitches. I don't trust them.
- •Public Relation - HufflepuffGenerally well liked and nice to everyone. All about self image. A little too into themselves and love attention but pretend they don't. But overall good spokes people who always have something positive to say. A little cliquey.
- •Entertainment and Media Studies - GryffindorBecause DAMN you are either really stupid or extremely brave to major in this shit. Lazy AF and things are always a disaster but they are the major that has the most fun. Crew is always tight but there are always #fueds. Sometimes v annoying because they are pop culture and movie/TV show whores. Always judging everyone. But also v attractive. (Obvs bc this is my major.)
- •Journalism - RavenclawPoor, poor, poor journalism students. Always writing stuff down and doing research. EXTREMELY smart and clever and work really hard but oh my goodness do they get shit on and are p under appreciated. But also sometimes they are pretentious assholes so #notthatsorry. Overall v passionate people who sometimes stick their nose up at New Media because they think they are better than them. But like they know they are ridiculous.