My Greatest Fears and How I Will Overcome

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    Gollum creepily opening my bedroom door and then crawling on the ceiling / crouching in the corner.
    Solution: Fetal position
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    My never ending dark hole of laziness
    Solution: Water, run more and try to go to sleep before 2am
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    Never traveling to other countries
    Solution: savin demπŸ’΅πŸ’΅πŸ’΅πŸ’΅πŸ’΅ yall
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    Being locked in an insane asylum but I'm really not insane I'm just doing research but then not being able get out because no one believes me and so then I actually start to think IM the crazy one.
    Solution: Murder. Everyone.
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    Solution: never go in one another gawddamn time again.
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    My parent dying while they take the first ever vacation they've had in like a billion years.
    Solution: saying "Don't die. That's dumb." to them right before they go.