NAMES I SHOULD HAVE BEEN NAMED INSTEAD OF MARY

Ugh.
  1. Idk...probably like Becky...
  2. Or Lauren...
  3. Wait no I'm not a Lauren. RETRACT THAT.
  4. People have said I looked like a Rachel...
  5. Someone said they thought I looked like a Grace...
  6. I would own the name Nancy.
  7. I would destroy the name Genevieve.
  8. Hell. I'd dare someone to fuck with me if I were called Beverly.
  9. Idk...Janice?