THEY LOOK GOOD BUT DO I TRUST THEM? THEY MAKE ME NERVOUS AND WHEN I GET NERVOUS I GET SCARED AND VIOLENT AND I YELL. DONT TELL ME WHAT TO THINK, SPONSORED FACEBOOK ADDS.
  1. Side Eye Definition: To intensely question a potential threat from across the room.
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  2. Animal Kingdom (TNT)
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    OKAY I SEE THIS CAST. WHATCHA GOT BIG STUFF? HUH? YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE? YOU SHOW UP ON MY FACEBOOK FEED AND THINK YOUR TRAILER WITH DOPE ASS MUSIC IS GONNA SCARE ME??? Well you're right. Bitch.
  3. Wrecked (TBS)
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    LOST parody. I get it. I see it. I appreciate. So far the trailers are killing it. BUT YOU BETTER NOT SUCK ON LIKE THE SECOND EPISODE OR I SWEAR TO GOD.
  4. Preacher (AMC)
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    Look. I already know I'm gonna be obsessed with this show. BUT I GOTTA PREPARE MY HEART FOR THIS SHIT. YOU DONT JUST BECOME A SUPER FAN OF SOMETHING OVER NIGHT. JUST KIDDING YOU TOTALLY DO BUT IM NERVOUS AND SCARED AND NERVOUS UGH AMCCCCCCC WHAT DO YOU WAAAAAANT FROM ME?!?? *empties pockets and throws cough drop wrappers and pennies at AMC as I run away crying*
  5. Taboo (BBC)
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    Don't FOOK with me BBC. DONT YOU DARE. Because you know I literally CANT with Tom Hardy in PERIOD. FOOKING. PIECES. *fires a machine gun into the air for 10 minutes straight while screaming*
  6. The Night Manager (AMC)
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    LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ALONE! *trips continuously while trying to run away crying*
  7. Mr. Robot S2 (USA)
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    I'm actually throwing up while at the same time rage crying and throwing dished against the wall and screaming while they shader. EVERYONE GET OUT.
  8. *insert screaming shriek sound bit from Kanye's black skinhead between each bullet point*
    Thnk yewwwww @list
  9. A Series of Unfortunate Events
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    Ughhhhhhhhhdontfuckthisupppppppppppppp
  10. Legion
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    I AM VERY CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT THIS SHOW IS ABOUT AND I PROMISE YOU I WONT BELIEVE A WORD YOU SAY IF YOU TRY AND EXPLAIN IT.
  11. Atlanta
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    YEAH I KNOW