Just no.
  1. Chubbies
    Static
    No.
  2. Glenn Close
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    No.
  3. Ouija boards
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    No. (Here's a picture of Jesus instead Bc yall need it if you are fuckin around with a damn ouija board game. Goodbye and no.)
  4. Men wearing flip flops anywhere other than the beach. And even at the beach.
    Static
    No.
  5. Bugs that disappear in your room. But also bugs in general.
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    No
  6. To the 50% of the boys at my school who are trying to pull off hipster mustaches.
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    No.
  7. Wild animals.
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    No. Why in the hell would you fuck with these things. No.
  8. Children between the ages of 9 and 12.
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    No.