OLD(ER) PEOPLE. ANSWER ME THIS.

You guys have been through it all right? Just think of me as your younger hawter self and ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTIONS BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I AM BAFFLED, SIR.
  1. WHY AM I NOT TRAVELING? I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE SHOULD BE EXPLORING THE WORLD. IS THERE SOMETHING I DONT KNOW????? LIKE WHY DONT I JUST QUIT EVERYTHING AND TRAVEL?
  2. LIKE AM I MISSING SOMETHING???? I FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS KNOW SOMETHING I DONT KNOW.
  3. AM I ABOUT TO STEP INTO A BIG PILE OF SHIT THAT IS ADULTHOOD?
  4. CUZ I THINK I CAN SMELL IT AND ALL YOU OLD PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM ABOUT TO STEP INTO A BIG PILE OF SHIT THAT IS ADULTHOOD BUT INSTEAD OF SAYING "hey. DONT STEP IN THAT SHIT." YOU GUYS ARE JUST SILENTLY OBSERVING WITH TIERED LOOKS ON YOUR FACES.
  5. UGH SOMEONE GIVE ME A DAMN LIFE HACK.