PEOPLE I'D WANT ATTACHED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF MY HEAD A LA PROFESSOR QUIRRELL
Lol @brynelle you funnayyyyy.
- •Amy SchumerFor when I need a really good come back and want to drag people to filth.
- •Mad Eye MoodySo he can use his magical eye to scout out all my enemies.
- •So he can tell me every single Disney fact ever if I ever get myself into a Disney Trivia night fight. Also so we can be BFFS IRL.
- •So we can just mentally highfive each other everytime we make a reference that nobody else understands.
- •So she can show me what clothes to buy bc her fashion is 🔥. Also I feel like she'd tell me who my realllllll friends are.
- •Albert EinsteinSo I could be a mufugin genius.
- •Gene from @IDIOTSITTERSo I can stay fresh, always.
- •Tina from Bob's BurgersSo I can see all da butts from every vantage point.