PERSONALIZED COUGH DROP MESSAGES I WILL GIVE TO MY FAMILY AS WE GATHER FOR THANKSGIVING

Just because I love those lil messages they give you in those Halls cough drop wrappers.
  1. "Don't be rude."
  2. "Don't ask Mary questions about her life decisions!"
  3. "Don't be sexist."
  4. "Go hug mom."
  5. "Thanks for adding me into your secret group message that everyone was apart of except for me YOU ASSES."
  6. "Pssst...just slyly give me a beer like its no big deal..."
  7. "Be chill mom won't notice ITS CHILL ITS CHIll 🍷🍷🍷"
  8. "Follow me on List app @marymurphy"
  9. "PLZ trade beds with me."