Spice Up Your Life

Just ways in which you can break out of the mundane norms of today and spice up your life.
  1. 1.
    Watch Preacher
    An unconventional show that mixes the smarter comedy of Seth Rogan with the western gore of Tarantino to create a bromance equal to that of Sherlock and Watson only to be completely absorbed by the essence of Rihanna at the Met Gala that Ruth Negga unapologetically and effortlessly emits. Also @Seth Rogan please hire me to promote season 2.
  2. 2.
    Start a new diet and yell like a Viking soldier about to go into battle before chugging a green smoothy comprised of lettuce, lemon, baby spinach, and guacamole for breakfast.
  3. 3.
    Whenever someone grabs a whole handful of chips out of the chip bag, smack them out of their hands and let the chips fly everywhere all while maintaining eye contact and a Norman Bates smile a la Freddie Highmore
  4. 4.
    While you're sitting on the couch with your sibling who is minding her own business Reading a book while your mom is cleaning and not looking, randomly scream "OW! ADDIE! MOM SHE JUST KICKED ME!" Then stare at said sibling a la Freddie Highmore visa vi Bates Motel as your mom hugs you.
  5. 5.
    Watch Moon Boy
    A wonderfully delightful taking place in Ireland in the late 80s about a boy named Martin Moon and his imaginary 30 something year old friend Sean. If that doesn't convince you, watch this show purely for Martin's real life best friend named Padraic.