STAGES OF LISTENING TO SOMEONE COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

Ugh.
  1. 1.
    The "Already over it before they are even half a sentence in" stage.
  2. 2.
    The "Pretending interest and concern" stage.
  3. 3.
    The "They're still talking" stage.
  4. 4.
    The "oh my god they're still talking" stage.
  5. 5.
    The "is this really happening?" stage.
  6. 6.
    The "good gawd this is really happening" stage.
  7. 7.
    The "are you fucking serious" stage.
  8. 8.
    The "Is this a social experiment? Am I being punked? Ashton?" stage.
  9. 9.
    The "passively violent" stage.
  10. 10.
    The "too tired to care" stage.
  11. 11.
    The "10000% done" stage.
  12. 12.
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