STOP ✋. YOU DON'T KNOW ME LIKE DAT.

  1. When someone introduces themselves and then wants to hug instead of shake hands - ✋. You don't know me like that.
  2. When someone you don't know well enough jokingly calls you dumb - ✋. You don't know me like that.
  3. When someone tries to joke with my mom but it comes off as disrespectful - ✋. I'll kill you.
  4. When someone I don't know well enough comes into my room and lays on my bed - ✋. You don't know me like that.
  5. When someone who doesn't know me tries to tell me how irrelevant and stupid my major is and then proceeds to give life advice - ✋. You don't know me like that.
  6. When some guy thought it was funny to slut shame/talk trash to me about some girl neither he nor I really knew - ✋. Piss off.
  7. When people's new boyfriends/girlfriends try to act like they're already "in" with me. ✋. You don't know me like that. Yet. We'll see.
  8. When someone says something condescending about nice people to me - ✋. You don't know me like that.
  9. When beyonce once tried to give me a hug - ✋. You don't know me like that.
  10. When someone tries to tell me what I "should" be doing so I'm not single anymore- I didn't ask! ✋You don't know me like that!
    Suggested by   @kate81