THE MOST PROFOUND WORDS OF WISDOM MY BROTHER HAS EVER DROPPED
K well obviously he requested this one but here it goes...
- •"If you ever do hard drugs I'm going to do five times whatever you do so you have my overdose on your conscience"
- •"This week on things that are weirdly Joe's jammmm: The little women soundtrack"
- •"If someone was like hey joe come take care of these penguins in the South Pole or South Africa I would leave this all behind in a hot second"
- •"IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR MAKING SCIENCE FUN"When he saw "Martian"
- •ThisI'm not drunk in this picture I swear
- •"Atlantis leaned the fuck in"
- •"Steal his food and eat it to show dominance"When I was texting him under the dinner table about this douche bag who was being rude
- •I don't...I don't even know...I'm so sorry
- •"IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE SASS THEN YOU CANT HANDLE THE ASS is what I tell to all the ladies"
- •"*goes up to deaf person* *raises middle finger* 'Can you hear me now?'"
- •"How hobo would it be if I fell asleep on this bus stop bench? Like dirty hobo or sexy hobo?"
- •"I'm up shits creek but I do have a paddle. Except the paddle is also made of shit. And so is the boat. And so am I."
- •"Welp. The "just found out that Vanilla ice was a white person" club just got a new member"