1. There you were, absolutely crushing it on all forms of social media on your phone. You were just about to bless someone with a ❤️ on Instagram...
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  2. When all the sudden, a real life person feels like having a conversation with you, and so you put your phone down because they decided to sit down on the couch with you and actually engage?
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  3. However, because of the lack of real life social skills and tact, the conversation takes a turn for the worse and does not last long.
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  4. Whatever. You go to reach for your phone.
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  5. But it's not. There.
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  6. It's not in your pocket.
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  7. It's not on the couch.
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  8. You can't find it anywhere. WHERE IS YOU PREC- I MEAN PHOOOOOOOONE?!?!!?
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  9. It's been a full 2 minutes. You've already killed your roommate and taken her phone because you can't go two seconds without checking List App.
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  10. "The phone is mine, Sam." you say to your roommate as you try to guess her password for the 35th time. She then asks you who is Sam.
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  11. But then you hear something buzz.
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  12. And then you decide to check one more time in the dirty ass cracks of the couch you were sitting on.
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  13. You find your PREC-I mean PHONE! It was in the couch the whole time!
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  14. You open @list and write a fire list about how you just lost your phone. And everything is right in the world.
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