1. She's thinks she's the shit
  2. Every time she stares at me she's flicking me off with her eyes
  3. Every time I look into her eyes I see the gates of hell
  4. One day she'll probably transform back into Voldemort and we'll have to wizard duel this shit the fuck out
  5. One time I woke up in the middle of the night because she was crushing my body by sitting right on top of my face
  6. Whenever my sisters around she acts normal af and hides behind her
  7. She stares at herself in the mirror all the time and won't let me turn on the feckin sink
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  8. One time I yelled at her to get out and she slowly walked over to my childhood blankie and clawed the shit out of it before I came at her and she panicked
  9. But by god do we respect each other