All of this is to be read in the voice of Beyoncé when she recited poems in Lemonade.
  1. PUNCHED A SHARK
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  2. Cried
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  3. CHALLENGED SOMEONE TO A DUEL
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  4. Held hands with literally everyone all around the world
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  5. AGGRESSIVELY GOOGLED CHRIS PINE
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  6. Respectfully looked up Gal Gadot's IMDB page
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  7. BOUGHT NINE SWORDS FROM AMAZON.COM
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  8. Became emotionally vulnerable
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  9. SHARPENED THE SWORDS I GOT ON AMAZON.COM ON GAL GADOT'S JAW LINE
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  10. Did a séance probably
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  11. MADE A BLOOD OATH PINKY PROMISE WITH A COVEN OF WITCHES
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  12. Smiled
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  13. JOINED A KICKBOXING CLASS
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