THINGS I'M PRETTY SURE I TOLD MY MOM WHEN I WAS 7

  1. Hey. I want icecream cake at my funeral.
  2. I just want marbles for my birthday.
  3. What are lesbians? Are they vegetables? I don't want them.
  4. I need to pee
  5. No mom I really need to pee
  6. Mom where's the next gas station?
  7. Mom I'm gonna pee
  8. Mom.
  9. Mooooooooommmmmmmm.
  10. I don't think you get how I'm literally peeing right now because you haven't pulled the car over.