Things I Predict Will Be "In" In The Coming Months

  1. 1.
    Acid wash denim hats
    This will trickle down from the college kids to the tweens in NO TIME.
  2. 2.
    Omg I SHIT YOU NOT just walked into class and a girl is already rocking one
  3. 3.
    I'm a genius
  4. 4.
    Puffy Sleeveless Jackets
    Because winter is a lie, Global Warming is real, and these things create the illusion of wearing winter clothes while walking around in 90' weather in the middle of November.
  5. 5.
    ASSassin's Creed movie
    MY BODY IS READY. In a feckin shit show of space movies coming out this year, this movie is gonna be 💯.
  6. 6.
    Hoods are coming back in such a strong way this year and honestly I couldn't be happier. What's that? Hoods are old news? *slaps face* THAN HOW ABOUT YOU APPRECIATE THEM MORE AND DONT TAKE THEM FOR GRANTED. But srslay hoods are going to be low key high fashion *trust*.
  7. 7.
    Turtle Necks
    The turtle neck aesthetic is about to be unleashed on America in a major way and I just hope it's ready.
  8. 8.
    Digital watches from CVS
    Do not question me. I am 100% serious. I am a millennial and I will find a way. We always do.
  9. 9.
    Self depreciation is so out this year. Silent confidence is so hot this season.
  10. 10.
    Velvet Scrunchies
    Fuck. With. Me.
  11. 11.
    Shiny as hell raincoats
    Draaaaaag me yes.
  12. 12.
    Pastel Coats
    I like to think of myself as the John the Baptist to Pastel Coat's Jesus.
  13. 13.
    Like real pajamas. Like full out silk pajamaaaaaas. Clothes you change into to go to sleep in. What. A. Concept. Anyway, these are going to be so in.
  14. 14.
    Jake Gyllinhallindbzhdkksdontknowhowtspellhislastname
    Jake's always on my radar, but I hope he's more "in" this year. And no. Before you ask, I will literally DIE before I look up how to spell his last name.
  15. 15.
    Pixel Google Phone
    Their ads are dope. This phone is "in."