THINGS I WOULD BE VIOLENTLY GOOD AT

UGH I WOULD JUST BE SO GOOD AT THESE THINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
  1. BOX OF LIES WITH JIMMY FALLON
    Looooook I knowwwwwww. "Everyone thinks they would be good at this gaaaaaaaame". BUT YOU GUYS DONT KNOW WHAT MY FACE CAN DO. YOU DONT KNOW HOW PSYCHO IT CAN GET. @JimmyFallon @FallonTonight THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH SPECIAL GUEST MARY MURPHY. 2020. BOOK IT. BITCH.
  2. BEING ON LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE
    THE ONLY REASON THAT I EXERCISE IS SO THAT I AM PHYSICALLY FIT ENOUGH TO COMPETE SHOULD THE SITUATION ARISE. I WILL EARN PENDANTS OF LIFE AND I WILL FIND THE HIDDEN ARTIFACT AND BRING HONOR TO MY FAMILY AND WIN THAT RAZOR SCOOTER.
    Suggested by   @mackenzieo
  3. WHEEL OF FORTUNE
    I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW EVERY WEEKNIGHT FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK TO MY NONNA ABOUT WHEN SHE CALLS. AND OMG I KNOW ALL THE STRATEGIES AND TIPS AND TRICKS. ID DESTROY. ID WALK AWAY VICTORIOUS.
    Suggested by   @brimattia
  4. THE PRICE IS RIGHT
    LISTEN, I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY I POSSIBLY CAN AT 10 AM. I KNOW EVERY DIRTY TRICK: LIKE GOING A DOLLAR OVER THE HIGHEST BIDDER. I WOULD EVEN PRETEND TO BE HYPED TO GET ON STAGE, AND THEN I WOULD BE ALL BUSINESS. ALSO, YOU GOTTA PASS ON THE FIRST SHOWCASE IF POSSIBLE IF THERE IS NO CAR. I WOULD SCREW EVERYONE OVER IF I COULD TO GET WITHIN 250 DOLLARS OF ONE OF THE SHOWCASES TO COME OUT VICTORIOUS WITH BOTH SHOWCASES. IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN THE HIMYM EPISODE WITH THE PRICE IS RIGHT, THAT'S ME.
    Suggested by   @paige
  5. BEING ON THE BACHELOR
    LOOK I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO PRETEND LIKE I WOULD GO ON THIS SHOW TO FIND LOVE I WOULD GO ON THIS SHOW SO I COULD QUIT MY JOB AND LAUNCH A LIFESTYLE BRAND AND HAWK DETOX TEA ON INSTAGRAM AND MAYBE GET A BOOK DEAL. BUT I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THIS FRANCHISE AND HOW IT WORKS AND I WOULD CHARM THE FUCK OUT OF THE PRODUCERS AND THUS THE WORLD
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry