THINGS I WOULD YELL AT THE RED WEDDING

Before I slit a young girl's throat and then someone slits my throat of course.
  1. I JUST WANT DEREK BACK ON TEEN WOLF
  2. MAKE THE SUPERMAN V BATMAN TRAILERS STOP
  3. WHY DID I BUY SUCH A BIG BAG OF ROMAINE LETTUCE??? MARY YOU KNOW IT GOES BAD IN ABOUT A WEEK AND YOU KNOW YOU DONT EAT SALAD THAT OFTEN. SUCH A BAD INVESTMENT.
  4. ILL SEE YOU IN HELL, HILLARY SWANK
  5. MIDTERMS ARE HARD
  6. THIS IS FOR J-LO AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES. ILL SEE YOU IN HELL ALONG WITH HILLARY SWANK, JEREMY RENNER
  7. FUCK RED GRAPES
  8. NATALIE PORTMAN DESERVES MORE RESPECT
  9. I KINDA MISS THE SKITTLES BUBBLEGUM
  10. THE OCEAN IS THE NEW FRONTIER. NOT SPACE.
  11. SOMEONE CHECK ON SELENA GOMEZ.
  12. COLLEGE TUITION CAN GOSUCKADICK
  13. I WATCHED ELEVEN YEARS WORTH OF SUPERNATURAL EPISODES IN LESS THAN TWO MONTHS.
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