Things Ima Do During The Eclipse
In the span of 2ish minutes
- 1.SMASH ALL MY MOM'S CHINA
- 2.Build a war room table map like Danny's in GoT, except instead of geography it's my social media and pop culture territories I wish to conquer. THEN I will brood.
- 4.Cry while listening to Cellos on my cracked ass phone
- 5.Go through a journey that rivals that of Frodo's to Mount Doom except it's just me climbing up hand and foot to Taylor Swift's snake hole of a mansion purely so I can confront her, sip on an actual ice tea, (not!!) look her straight in the eyes and say "where do you even get off?"
- 6.Pet my dog because he's got anxiety 😥
- 7.Speak parseltongue in front of my mom the whole time.
- 8.Be smacked by my mom.
- 9.Whisper to myself "lol I'm such a damn Aries"
- 10.Reenact The Day of Black Sun from Avatar the Last Airbender
- 11.Make soup in a cauldron
- 12.Make a ven diagram of how your favs are still problematic
- 13.SMASH ALL MY MOM'S PLASTIC PLATES !!!!!!!!!
- 14.We are R E A D Y T O A C C E P T T H E M O O N A S O U R L O R D A N D S A V I O R