Things Ima Do During The Eclipse
In the span of 2ish minutes
- •SMASH ALL MY MOM'S CHINA
- •Build a war room table map like Danny's in GoT, except instead of geography it's my social media and pop culture territories I wish to conquer. THEN I will brood.
- •Cry while listening to Cellos on my cracked ass phone
- •Go through a journey that rivals that of Frodo's to Mount Doom except it's just me climbing up hand and foot to Taylor Swift's snake hole of a mansion purely so I can confront her, sip on an actual ice tea, (not!!) look her straight in the eyes and say "where do you even get off?"
- •Pet my dog because he's got anxiety 😥
- •Speak parseltongue in front of my mom the whole time.
- •Be smacked by my mom.
- •Whisper to myself "lol I'm such a damn Aries"
- •Reenact The Day of Black Sun from Avatar the Last Airbender
- •Make soup in a cauldron
- •Make a ven diagram of how your favs are still problematic
- •SMASH ALL MY MOM'S PLASTIC PLATES !!!!!!!!!
- •We are R E A D Y T O A C C E P T T H E M O O N A S O U R L O R D A N D S A V I O R