Things Ima Do During The Eclipse

In the span of 2ish minutes
  1. 1.
    SMASH ALL MY MOM'S CHINA
  2. 2.
    Build a war room table map like Danny's in GoT, except instead of geography it's my social media and pop culture territories I wish to conquer. THEN I will brood.
  3. 3.
    Knit
  4. 4.
    Cry while listening to Cellos on my cracked ass phone
  5. 5.
    Go through a journey that rivals that of Frodo's to Mount Doom except it's just me climbing up hand and foot to Taylor Swift's snake hole of a mansion purely so I can confront her, sip on an actual ice tea, (not!!) look her straight in the eyes and say "where do you even get off?"
  6. 6.
    Pet my dog because he's got anxiety 😥
  7. 7.
    Speak parseltongue in front of my mom the whole time.
  8. 8.
    Be smacked by my mom.
  9. 9.
    Whisper to myself "lol I'm such a damn Aries"
  10. 10.
    Reenact The Day of Black Sun from Avatar the Last Airbender
  11. 11.
    Make soup in a cauldron
  12. 12.
    Make a ven diagram of how your favs are still problematic
  13. 13.
    SMASH ALL MY MOM'S PLASTIC PLATES !!!!!!!!!
  14. 14.
    We are R E A D Y T O A C C E P T T H E M O O N A S O U R L O R D A N D S A V I O R