Things That Actually Piss Me Off

I'm literally *frothing* at the mouth. (This is a bit niche. I'm not apologizing for it though.)
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  3. Bear with me.
    Also I'm sorry in advance.
  4. *ahem*
  5. In the new Jason Bourne movie trailer where they're like "We've been hacked. It could be worse than Snowden."
  6. OH? OH IS IT WORSE THAN SNOWDEN?
  7. THANK YOU FOR THAT LITTLE BREAD CRUMB.
  8. FOR I AM BUT A LAY PERSON WHO WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR BIG SECRET AGENCY WORDS MEAN IF YOU DIDNT DROP THAT REAL LIFE CULTURAL REFERENCE THAT MOST EVERYONE VAGUELY KNOWS ABOUT.
  9. I FEEL SOOOOOOO SMART NOW AND IN THE "KNOW"
  10. YOUUUUU JUST EXPECT ME TO JUST EAT THAT LINE UP DONTCHA???
  11. *slaps money out of Bourne trailer's hand*
  12. WELL YOU CAN GO TO HELL. I DONT WANT YOUR HAND OUTS.
  13. *throws rest of coke slushy in Bourne trailer's face*
  14. WHADDYA THINK I AM, SOME KINDA IGNORANT SLUT?? I BET YOU NAME DROP LIKE THIS WITH ALL THE GIRLS DONT YA?!
  15. *furiously walks away, pauses, furiously walks back and points in Bourne trailer's face*
  16. You're better than this.
  17. *
  18. NOW GET OUTA MY SIGHT AND GET BACK TO ME WITH A 30 SECOND TRAILER ONLY FEATURING MOBY'S "EXTREME WAYS" AND A SILENT MONTAGE OF MATT DAMON PUNCHING PEOPLE/RUNNING FROM THE PAST 3 MOVIES.
  19. *me a little bit right now, if I'm being completely honest...*