Things That Are Canceled This 2017 In The Year Of Our Lord

~Canceled~
  1. 1.
    Taylor Swift
    She's been canceled. Sorry. I don't mean it in a harsh way. She's just been canceled.
  2. 2.
    Netflix being cheeky with original shows
    Canceled. Over it. Done.
  3. 3.
    Self depreciation
    Don't bother checking that appointment. It's been canceled.
  4. 4.
    The lob?
    IS THIS CANCELED YOU GUYS?!? HELP ME BEFORE I MAKE RASH DECISIONS.
  5. 5.
    Floral patterns
    Sigh. They've been canceled much to my dismay. But I'll still rock a moderate floral, ~trust~.
  6. 6.
    Silence
    It's been canceled this year. Sorry.
  7. 7.
    Fitbits
    Can these please for the love of god be canceled already.
  8. 8.
    Everyone in Hollywood
    Can we get a clean slate here plz? Or just some more new people? Jk I like some people but like I'm so over the same old people. They're on the verge of canceling themselves. This was vague but ~idk~.
  9. 9.
    Chubbies
    CANCELED. 📢
  10. 10.
    Excessiveness
    canceled.
  11. 11.
    YouTube Vloggers
    Hmmm...this is interesting to me, but I think they just might be canceled this year.
  12. 12.
    Miles Teller
    CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED
  13. 13.
    Unhealthy sleep schedules
    Obviously not canceled yet - but it's canceled you guys, don't doubt me.
  14. 14.
    Winter
    Apparently it's been canceled because it's feckin 70' out. But I mean climate change has been canceled too according to our ~.gov~ so not surprised.
  15. 15.
    That orange soda sunset colored hair that buzzfeed says is so hot this season.
    1. No. 2. Canceled.
  16. 16.
    90s nostalgia
    Which is already being replaced by the aughts nostalgia. Snooze fest. (But also I'm here for it duh).
  17. 17.
    Fake smiles
    I'm going to have to reschedule this because I just have not the time nor the energy I'm sorry but it's canceled good day.
  18. 18.
    Reboots
    Canceled. Done. Over. This isn't gonna happen this year, but sooner or later we'll get tired of it.
  19. 19.
    PetSmart
    Canceled. Canceled. Canceled. I have issues.
  20. 20.
    The stigma of going to movies by yourself
    lol that's been canceled for like ever but like now y'all know.