THINGS THAT ARE STRONGER THAN MY IMMUNE SYSTEM

Ok well first off, rude @joemurphy. Second off, I CANT HELP THAT MY IMMUNE SYSTEM IS SHIT OKAY?
  1. Possessed/barely alive King Theoden
  2. A 90 year old Russian lady on her way to mass in the snow
  3. Voldemort's soul in limbo
  4. A thin square of toilet paper
  5. Miley Cyrus's MTV Music Award Performance
    Lol JAKAY my immune system isn't thaaaaat weak
  6. Possessed AF Vanessa from Penny Dreadful
  7. The color grey
  8. Literally everything else