THINGS THAT JUST WON'T TODAY
- •My face. My face just will not today.*looks intensely into mirror* *closes eyes real tight* *tries* *looks back into mirror* "Nope. Face just won't. Oh well. "
- •My T.A. She will not today as well.Sorry we didn't say good morning with the enthusiasm you were hoping for at 7:30 in the morning. #sideeye
- •My tolerance for my T.A. It will not today.My TA says "um" every other word and all I can hear is her saying ummmm. Don't feel bad for her though because she's v passive aggressive and done wronged me on a quiz once.
- •My shoes in this torrential rain will not today.Soggy. Ass. Socks.
- •My drive to do anything remotely productive.No.