Things You Wouldn't Expect about Me Based on My Li.st Brand

Inspired by @joemurphy
  1. I can't tell a story succinctly to save my life.
    I'm a lil bit dyslexic. My mouth can't spit words out fast enough to keep up with my brain which is already a thousand miles ahead. But this doesn't stop me from trying. It always turns out to be a funny story even though I don't mean it to be sometimes. Li.sting is easier.
  2. I haven't finished The Office or Parks n' Rec.
    I knowwwwww...drama is just way more binge worthy.
  3. My first job was a youth soccer referee when I was 12 and I think that job really messed me up and I probably need to go to therapy for it.
    I quit mid game I think. I can't tell you the details because I think I legit have blocked them out. Just picture parent's of 8 year olds yelling at a 12 year old for calling the came a quarter early.
  4. I'm not really a hard core fan of anything.
    I just have intense moments of obsessive fascination from time to time. (On second thought this is probably on brand)
  5. I listen to a lot of folk music.
    But I also listen to a lot of everything. My discover Spotify is like a damn rainbow.
  6. I've never read Lord of The Rings books either.
    But GAHD damn I love the movies. Also apparently my dad read them to us but I don't really remember.
  7. I actually didn't have an iPhone till I graduated high school.
    Lol weird. And yeah. It was a struggle.
  8. I don't think I've ever yelled at anyone like I do in my li.sts.
    I DO have a very high pitch sometimes. Ask @katiemurphy .
  9. But yeah. I do talk to @joemurphy a lot. So that's still the same.
    God help us.