THOUGHTS OF MY 2 MONTH OLD BABY NIECE AS SHE SCREAMS HER HEAD OFF

The pitch. Is. Ungodly. It's one of those cries where she's silent for a minute but she still had a cry face and then all hell is just unleashed.
  1. "THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT. I SWEAR ON THE OLD GODS AND THE NEW THAT I WILL SEE YOU BURN FOR WHATEVER IT IS YOUR DOING THAT IS MAKING ME CRY LIKE IM POSSESSED BY THE OLDEST DEMON HELL HATH SET FORTH UPON ME."
  2. "BURN IN HELL YOU BASTARDS"
  3. "ILL GET YOU FOR THIS I SWEAR IT OVER YOUR DEAD BODY ILL GET YOU FOR THIS"
  4. "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU"
  5. "Jk. I'm cool. Everything's cool. Lil gassy but everything's cool."