THOUGHTS ON TRUE DETECTIVE SEASON 2

As told by my inner Gollum (I'm sorry in advance.)
  1. "We thoughts True Detective Season 2 was gonna be good Precious..."
  2. "No. Not listening. No. Can't talk about it."
  3. "We trusted it. We trusted Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson..."
  4. "They were our friends! They would never betray us!"
  5. "You don't have any friends. They hates you. The hates you forever."
  6. "No. Not listening. NOT LISTENING."
  7. "What did you expect? Did you think Vince Vaughn and Collin Ferrell and Collin Farrell's eye brows could POSSIBLY work? Hmmm? HMMM???"
  8. "BUT THE INTRO AND MUSIC WAS FIRE - IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE FIRE!"
  9. "But it wasn't. Was it precious?"
  10. "LEAVE ME ALONE."
  11. "Nnnnnnnnyo. Gollum! Gollum!"
  12. "AGH!"
  13. "We hates HBO. We hates it forever."