As told by my inner Gollum (I'm sorry in advance.)
  1. "We thoughts True Detective Season 2 was gonna be good Precious..."
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  2. "No. Not listening. No. Can't talk about it."
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  3. "We trusted it. We trusted Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson..."
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  4. "They were our friends! They would never betray us!"
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  5. "You don't have any friends. They hates you. The hates you forever."
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  6. "No. Not listening. NOT LISTENING."
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  7. "What did you expect? Did you think Vince Vaughn and Collin Ferrell and Collin Farrell's eye brows could POSSIBLY work? Hmmm? HMMM???"
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  8. "BUT THE INTRO AND MUSIC WAS FIRE - IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE FIRE!"
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  9. "But it wasn't. Was it precious?"
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  10. "LEAVE ME ALONE."
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  11. "Nnnnnnnnyo. Gollum! Gollum!"
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  12. "AGH!"
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  13. "We hates HBO. We hates it forever."
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