THOUGHTS RIGHT AFTER I DRANK A SHIT TON OF REAL COFFEE
Normally I just drink instant coffee. I'm wired. I need to attack hug @katiemurphy NOW.
- •School is dumb but also not dumb
- •How come I was born American? I literally coulda been born anywhere else.
- •I feel like if I weren't a Mary, I'd be like a Grace, or a Janet, or a Rachel. I am not partial to any of those names I just feel like that's what I look like.
- •When you're pregnant there's a brain inside you. Somehow that freaks me out more that saying there's a human body inside you.
- •Do baby's fart inside you when your pregnant? Do I want to know?
- •Blehg being pregnant, like, what gives God?
- •Like I get it - it's a baby and moms just accept it bc their body is just doing what's "natural" but like ew. That shit is not natural in my books.
- •My sister in law is pregnant and I she made me touch her belly and I felt the baby's butt. Or head. Murphys have big heads so we weren't sure.
- •This list just became a list about my thoughts on pregnancy. Srry not srry but also srry.
- •Ew I was once a baby.
- •Gross I was inside my mom.
- •I wonder what Daniel Radcliffe is doing right now?
- •Celebrities are dumb but also they are people too. Maybe we just need to chill?
- •My Facebook trending topics are all about the Kardashions and Jenners...is this the same for everyone?
- •Are coffee shits real?
- •Lol guess we'll find out.