THOUGHTS WHILE LISTENING TO TWO PEOPLE FLIRT ON A BUS

  1. They're bonding over failing their classes.
  2. He said he's pretty sure he totally failed his Geography test
  3. She says she knows she failed her Geography class and that she's such an idiot. I feel like she really didn't at all.
    C'mon, girl.
  4. He just said the Notebook was his favorite movie.
  5. I just said "oh fuck off" so loudly in my mind that I kinda panicked and started to look around because I was afraid I might have said it out loud.
  6. Oh good. She gave him a "oh fuck off" face too. There is hope for this child yet...
  7. Oh thank Gawd heres my stop.