THOUGHTS WHILE LISTENING TO TWO PEOPLE FLIRT ON A BUS
- •They're bonding over failing their classes.
- •He said he's pretty sure he totally failed his Geography test
- •She says she knows she failed her Geography class and that she's such an idiot. I feel like she really didn't at all.C'mon, girl.
- •He just said the Notebook was his favorite movie.
- •I just said "oh fuck off" so loudly in my mind that I kinda panicked and started to look around because I was afraid I might have said it out loud.
- •Oh good. She gave him a "oh fuck off" face too. There is hope for this child yet...
- •Oh thank Gawd heres my stop.