THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING THE AVERAGEBOWL

  1. Their butts are so small.
  2. I'll never be that athletic ever in my whole life. Ever.
  3. Their butts are so small.
  4. I'm so tired watching this.
  5. Cam Newton looks like he has the smoothest skin.
  6. Maybe it's maybeline.
  7. Their butts are so small.
    Clarification: only a few of their butts are so small. I think just the receivers' butts are real tiny.
  8. How are these people not all dead. They are literally being tackled with the speed of a bullet.
  9. These commercials could do better.
  10. Helen Mirren slays and I pray I age like her.
  11. Their butts are small.