1. If you only got bad/petty things to say about a person I really don't know.
    I really do not care.
  2. Anything with Shailene Woodley
    Oh my god I don't care.
  3. When I come into my room at 10 at night and my sheets aren't on the bed because I just did my laundry and so I just sleep with a blanket.
    I don't even caaaaaaaaaaare.
  4. When you're on a casual intramural soccer team and there's always that one person who is wayyyyyyyy to hardcore about it and is just a dramatic douchebag.
    I can honestly say that I am giving you literally 40% right now and that's how much I care.
  5. When I want something and you won't let me have it.
    I don't care. Ima take it or whine like hell till I get it.
  6. Independence Day II
    In the most mediocre way possible, I do not care.
  7. When it's hot and I'm sweating like an insane person.
    When I'm overheated I literally can't hear anything you are saying because what you're saying is stopping your from either turning on the car so the air can come on or from getting me a glass of cold water. If you say anything before those things are done I DO. NOT. CAAAAAAAAARE. And I will be a bitch about it.
  8. When people are assholes on social media.
    I do not know you and I do not care.
  9. Inside Out
    I really don't care.
  10. When I don't answer your texts right away.
    I know I suck at texting. But Idc.
  11. Selina Gomez
    I just don't care.
  12. When I go to Kroger and end up buying three different flavors of La Croix
    I'm disgusting and poor but I don't care.
  13. When things are impossible
    I don't care lets do it anyway.
  14. Brooklyn Beckham's Instagram posts
    Ugh gross get out I DONT CARE.
  15. When you talk to me about your rich people problems in your rich people world
    Ohhhhhhmygoshidontcare also are you serious?
  16. When I spell something wrong
    BLAH blah blah blah blah I don't care blah blah blah
  17. PokemonGo
    I don't care. Yet.