1. 1.
    When I told this girl I could see the resemblance between her and her parent. She then told me she was adopted.
    I was 10. I think she was fucking with me.
  2. 2.
    When I was in a crowd when I was real lil and grabbed onto a boys arm that I thought was my brother's.
    It was not my brother's.
  3. 3.
    When I knocked over my brother's giant ass Lego warship he spend forever making.
  4. 4.
    When I spilled my sister's nail polish that I was not suppose to be touching all over my sister's room I was not suppose to be in.
  5. 5.
    Any of the thousands of times I broke some priceless object at my aunt's house.
  6. 6.
    When i backed my moms car up into a ditch and got stuck there in the middle of the night on top of a mountain.
  7. 7.
    When my siblings attacked me for not being good at words.
  8. 8.
    When Zayn left.
  9. 9.
    When I went on a six flags ride and I'm p sure I was not strapped in all the way.
  10. 10.
    When my mom found out I was lying about not being on the Netflix.
    Disclaimer: @joemurphy @aliaegan @katiemurphy @addiemurphy that last one was NOT me.
  11. 11.
    When there were no spoons so I ate ice cream with a fork.