Top 5 Creatures That Don't Exist
- 5.Owls ain't realGovernment devises installed in the 40s. Have you seen the wooden mechanics of how they turn their heads? #fake
- 4.Platypi are fake afI'm sorry I don't remember "Fantastic Beast and Where to Find Them" being a required reading in my homeschool biology class because Jeannine would have NONE OF THAT SORCERY. Not real get out leave.
- 3.I'm sorry but the feck are Manatees? Sea cows? More like fake turds of the ocean. (I'm out for blood.)Like no. Sorry @dev but your love is a lie and you've been cat-fished by a fake creature some five year old made out of grey play-doh before she dropped it into a toilet that she pretended was the sea.
- 2.Ain't no such thing as whatever the actual hell this blob is, I can tell you that.But like I'm here for it, maybe.
- 1.Good actual bye.👋🏼