Top 5 Creatures That Don't Exist

  1. 5.
    Owls ain't real
    Government devises installed in the 40s. Have you seen the wooden mechanics of how they turn their heads? #fake
  2. 4.
    Platypi are fake af
    I'm sorry I don't remember "Fantastic Beast and Where to Find Them" being a required reading in my homeschool biology class because Jeannine would have NONE OF THAT SORCERY. Not real get out leave.
  3. 3.
    I'm sorry but the feck are Manatees? Sea cows? More like fake turds of the ocean. (I'm out for blood.)
    Like no. Sorry @dev but your love is a lie and you've been cat-fished by a fake creature some five year old made out of grey play-doh before she dropped it into a toilet that she pretended was the sea.
  4. 2.
    Ain't no such thing as whatever the actual hell this blob is, I can tell you that.
    But like I'm here for it, maybe.
  5. 1.
    Good actual bye.