1. Meet Tank and Effie.
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  2. They are obsessed with me.
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  3. And they're the. Fucking. Worst.
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  4. Because taking them on a freaking walk is actually harder than the journey to Mordor.
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  5. Here they are freaking out because they smell their own pee on the mail boxes they literally pee on every single day.
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  6. Here he is literally sticking his nose in his own shit from yesterday.
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    I am leaning back with my whole body. Bulldogs are the worst.
  7. Meanwhile heres this little shit not wanting to come because she wants to swim in the feckin creek.
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  8. Here's her literally calling me a bitch for not letting her swim in the creek.
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  9. Here are the cows that kept on following us down the road.
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  10. Here's the dog freaking me out because she hears something in the woods and it's probably a fucking bear.
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  11. A bears probably in there somewhere.
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  12. Here's me reallllllly not prepared to deal with a fuckin black bear today.
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  13. Here's me cursing the old gods and the new because gods forbid we make it up a hill without me having to drag their asses.
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  14. But I guess the view is worth it.
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  15. Even if they are the feckin worst.
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