1. Like there's a mini civil war inside your body
  2. Like hell is actually a tiny lil universe that also just happens to live inside your body.
  3. Like someone is performing a exorcism on me.
    Suggested by   @duckstar85
  4. Like what I imagine it feels like to get kicked in the balls, only not so localized & the pain lasting for a lot longer.
    Suggested by   @jpbateson
  5. Like there is a small gnome with a giant hammer consistently pounding on my lower back. Sometimes he moves around to the front & jabs a sword through my uterus. And sometimes he gets tired, so he puts one of those clamps used for drying wood glue around my midsection & leaves it.
    Suggested by   @courtney__jill
  6. Like the taffy pulling machine from Amelie is working full blast on your guts, and plugged into your belly button.
    Suggested by   @hkath
  7. A civil was is going on inside my body... Meanwhile one stupid jerk in my lower intestines is blowing up balloons as big as he can.
    Suggested by   @hannazoeo
  8. Like the road is collapsing.
    But the road is your uterus.
    Suggested by   @Veronique
  9. Like some evil corporation is strip mining for a lame semi-precious metal in the bottom 1/3 of my torso...
    Suggested by   @ameliaville
  10. that scene from the cell
    Suggested by   @bkfergus
  11. Like this is just inside you.
  12. Like multiple power drills playing whack-a-mole on your lower back.
    Suggested by   @rebeccaroanoke
  13. Being both eowyn and the witch King simultaneously and quote "I AM NO MAN"
    Suggested by   @ErinFlaherty
  14. I haven't gotten cramps in years.
    Suggested by   @saytrumbo
  15. Like my womb got a really bad sunburn and now satan himself is in there peeling it with a razor sharp melon baller.
    Suggested by   @drbamburg