WHAT FREEDOM MEANS TO ME

  1. When you go home and get to take off your bra.
  2. When you go home and get to change out of super tight and uncomfortable business skirt into some floral jammies.
  3. When you get off work.
  4. When it's Friday.
  5. When you had the worst day of your lyfe and don't have anything sweet to eat BUT THEN REMEMBER YOU BOUGHT THAT OFF BRAND KROGER ICE CREAM FOR ONLY $1.
  6. When you stay up till four in the mourning violently writing a lab report that's due at 8am and FINISH IT.
  7. When you take off heels.