What I Mean When I Say These Things

  1. "Are you being kidding?"
    A combination of are you kidding me/ are you being funny?
  2. "I gored a scoal"
    I scored a goal
  3. "Don't mee on the pail box"
    Don't pee on the mail box
  4. "Toppart"
    Poptart
  5. "Fine."
    I know I'm being the worst just let me ride it out.
  6. "Tufon"
    Futon
  7. "Futon"
    Tofu
  8. "I wish you would"
    If you do what you're thinking about doing it will not be good for you
  9. "Yeah mom duh"
    No mom I'm lying
  10. "Boonmeam"
    Moonbeam
  11. "No mom, my data is not on, jeeeeezus."
    Yes mom, my data is on, jeeeeeeezus.
  12. "I don't know..."
    I know a lot.
  13. Julia Roberts
    Julie Andrews
  14. "Yes. I understand."
    I don't understand at all but I'll figure it out.
  15. "The thing"
    The wii remote
  16. "The thingggg"
    The TV remote
  17. "Antelope"
    Cantaloupe
  18. "Turn the window up"
    Roll the window up
  19. "Anaconda"
    Barracuda
  20. "Barracuda"
    Beta Fish
  21. "Andy Sandberg"
    Adam Sandler
  22. "The thingy"
    The Bluetooth speaker
  23. "Oh my goddddddddddddduhhhhhhh"
    Drive faster
  24. "Okay oh my god"
    Slow down
  25. "This is dumb"
    I want to watch Supernatural
  26. "This show sucks"
    Change it, I want to watch Supernatural
  27. "MOM why do you only watch JOE'S shows?"
    MOM change it to SUPERNATURAL UGH.
  28. "ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO HELL"
    I just honestly don't get why you don't want to watch Supernatural.
  29. "MOM"
    STAHP
  30. "Moooooooooommmmmmm"
    I don't know what I want but I know you aren't paying attention to me
  31. "...mmmmmOM?!"
    There are ants literally all over the bathroom please get in here like right now.
  32. "Turn right."
    Turn left.