WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. 1.
    Inventor
  2. 2.
    Cat rescuer
  3. 3.
    Stripper
  4. 4.
    Fashion merchandiser
  5. 5.
    Waitress
  6. 6.
    Truck driver
  7. 7.
    Waitress
  8. 8.
    Jazz bar performer
  9. 9.
    Voice teacher
  10. 10.
    Special FX makeup artist
  11. 11.
    Children's theater makeup artist
  12. 12.
    Author
  13. 13.
    Special events planner/motivational speaker
  14. 14.
    Stripper. Again.
  15. 15.
    Project manager!
  16. 16.
    ....