10 possible excuses for my bruised lip
my lip is blue and purple.... has been since like friday or saturday.... @finesse is trying to solve the mystery of how it got this way....any/all of which could be true. any guesses?
- 1.i fell into a seat on an airplane, and hit my mouth pretty bad
- 2.i accidentally used a blue permanent marker as lipstick and it still hasn't come off
- 3.i got into a fight with jackie chanand won, but that's beside the point
- 4.i was eating cereal a little too fast and i hit my bottom lip really hard with the spoon
- 5.my brother elbowed me in the face on accidentwhile we were playing just dance abba edition
- 6.i did the kardashian lip challenge and did a little too well...i just want lips like kylie jenner:(
- 7.i was hiking at snowbird and i tripped on my shoelace and hit a rocki just can't cover my lips with foundation like the rest of my face....
- 8.i always have a purple otter pop in my bagthey aren't actually bruised.... it's just an excuse to hide my frozen treat addiction
- 9.i kneed myself in the mouth while doing mountain climbers
- 10.i ran into a pole because i was snachatting.....