FLORIDA IS TIGHT

  1. hit the slopes
  2. tape her, I'm not, I'm not what, hammered
  3. don't deadbolt if you're tryna be subtle
  4. You can't trust your friends with stories about sleeping pills
  5. mimosas are too easy to drink
  6. Skrt
  7. Marry that bih
  8. That time MA woke up with 14 shirts and I cried
  9. Sophie's choice is never a good reference to make in a drinking game
  10. Mike loves tomato soup
  11. international men's day is 364 days a year
  12. Omarian does not equal Maryanna
  13. well butter my butt and call me a biscuit
  14. Hope solo: huuuuge bitch
  15. "Mason out drank me today and im embarrassed" - Kafker
  16. If u go to a local ice cream place ask specifically what the best flavors are
  17. Nick John's mom thinks he's gay
  18. Abby felt like Anne Frank
  19. "that's hot" - Nick John says as he watches Mike and MA take a body shot
  20. We did body shots off each other for 2 hours straight
  21. tbone was a skeleton beer bong
  22. that old man predator on the beach
  23. that old man predator in the pool
  24. generally a lot of old man predators
  25. Max forgot his wallet on the plane
  26. I'm sitting on the floor of the airport right now
  27. Wish this was still reality
  28. Nick and I had to break up and I cried