At the barber shop today...
- •Park your stogie between the screw and the window on your way in.
- •"It's hard to believe they can't come up with two people better than Hilary & Trump."
- •"The government has been doing a shit job."
- •"The Republican Party did this to themselves. Serves 'm right."
- •Dropped off by a customer.
- •"I bought a new truck. I'm 70. I figured why should I leave all my money to my kids. They'll just piss it all away."
- •"That's why we get old and croak, Tony. We can't deal with the changes."
- •"They need to put some factories in the cities. Give the poor black people some place to work and make a living."
- •"A customer of mine just had his teeth fixed in Paraguay. I think it was Paraguay. Someplace that starts with a "p". Cost him $2200. They wanted $8500 here. Told me he had gorgeous, legal prostitutes come to his room each night. Said he still saved money!"