QUESTIONS MY 4 YEAR OLD ASKED THIS WEEK

These are the questions my 4 year old asked this week. Some I answered, some I Googled, others I had to settle with, "I don't know." (November 22-November 28)
  1. Is Santa going to be mad if I tell him I know he's not real?
  2. Why did God make paddles for us to get spanks with?
  3. How do bees make honey?
  4. Is that where the Internet comes from? (Pointing to the thermostat)