1. I work at a University, so I'm one of three people on campus surrounded by tumbleweed and closed cafes
  2. A student broke into our Faculty during December, and now I need my access pass to go anywhere, and I don't have it today
  3. Casual parking has gone up by $1 per day
  4. Because the campus is dead, I have to leave and head in the direction of my house to get lunch... then go back. Guh.
  5. I've sent a whole bunch of emails to people announcing my return, only to be instantly met by "out of office til end of Jan" responses. What am I supposed to do til then?
  6. It's raining and I don't have an umbrella
  7. I have a sore throat and a cold sore