BEING BACK AT WORK TODAY SUCKS FOR ME FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS

  1. 1.
    I work at a University, so I'm one of three people on campus surrounded by tumbleweed and closed cafes
  2. 2.
    A student broke into our Faculty during December, and now I need my access pass to go anywhere, and I don't have it today
  3. 3.
    Casual parking has gone up by $1 per day
  4. 4.
    Because the campus is dead, I have to leave and head in the direction of my house to get lunch... then go back. Guh.
  5. 5.
    I've sent a whole bunch of emails to people announcing my return, only to be instantly met by "out of office til end of Jan" responses. What am I supposed to do til then?
  6. 6.
    It's raining and I don't have an umbrella
  7. 7.
    I have a sore throat and a cold sore