POP SONGS THAT ARE SO BAD THAT YOU CAN'T TEAR YOUR EARS AWAY

  1. What do you mean, Justin Bieber (serial douche canoe does it again)
  2. Dessert, Dawin (I'm addicted like its wrong, and it really, really is)
  3. Watch me (whip/nae nae), Silento (die)
  4. Pretty Girls, Brit and Iggy (I mean, FFS. You cannot try and take the piss when clearly you couldn't wait to make the film clip)
  5. Walk the Moon, Shut up and Dance (worst ever lyric "this woman is my destiny" makes me vom in my mouth)