Reasons Why I Keep My Job

  1. My boss is basically Michael Scott/Scarn/Scotch
  2. I get to pour cream on my hands at the end of the day
  3. I get a great amount of assholes come in everyday. Especially when I'm hungover
  4. I get at least 10 Bongos to spend on beer🍻 or cigs 🚬
  5. I get to drink coffee all day