I doubt this list will ever truly be complete but here's the first of several installments.
  1. All DMV employees
  2. A Florida man...
  3. The homeless guy who just grabbed a cops gun infront of me at Wendy's
  4. A naked kid with an itch in public.
  5. A drunk guy defending why he's voting for Donald Trump at Outsidelands
  6. The aging wino who never got married at her best friend's youngest son's wedding.
  7. My cab driver while discussing the growing Asian population of Manhattan
  8. Snookie's kid by the time he reaches highschool
  9. DMX at every point of his career.
  10. Cats