1. You will be urgently needed to wait on standby.
  2. You rarely finish with time to kill and money to burn.
  3. It's either really hot or really cold. Never in between.
  4. If you need to find the sound guy, look for the one guy sitting down.
  5. Time to kill + craft service = fuck your diet
  6. Sometimes the only thing you can do is hydrate, again.
  7. The food is worth any pain caused between meals.
  8. Even if you're not doing anything physical, by the end of the day, you feel "gross."
  9. The people "doing" the least are probably getting paid the most.