Different Pairs of Pants I Own and Things My Parents Have Said About Them
- •Light blue distressed jeansDad: How much did you pay for those holes?
- •Dark blue jeans, straight fitMom: Don't worry, you can still see your cute butt in these.
- •Black jeans, slim fitDad: You look dressed up! Where are you going?
- •Off-white corduroysMom: Oh, I love corduroys! You should wear corduroys more often! Do you want some more corduroys?
- •Maroon chinosMom: So festive!
- •Olive chinosDad: Oh, are you joining the military?
- •Denim chinosMom: At least they were on sale for only $10.
- •Denim joggersDad: Why would you wear denim while you're jogging? And why don't you run so much anymore?