Questions I have posed aloud but am too lazy and embarrassed to look up, lmk...
  1. Headaches
  2. Heartburn
  3. Acid reflux
  4. Cramps
    Muscular and otherwise
  5. General soreness
  6. Kidney disease
  7. Hallucinations
  8. Imposter syndrome
  9. Halitosis
    Side note: is halitosis even real?
  10. "Pins and needles" feeling in their paws
  11. Eyelashes irritating their eyes
  12. Restless leg syndrome
  13. Mental illness (e.g., depression, bipolar, personality disorders)
    Would definitely help reduce the stigma
  14. Ankle (wrist?) sprains
  15. Alternating runny/stuffy nose
  16. Myopia
  17. Food cravings